RIP Cybertruck

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138 points | by voxadam 1 hour ago

28 comments

  • brightball 24 minutes ago
    After Helene knocked out power in parts of my area for a little over 14 days, I found out that a friend of ours used his cybertruck to power his house through the entire mess. He'd run the house on it for a couple of days, then drive the cybertruck over to a super charger station, recharge, then come home and plug the house back in.

    The battery capacity on those things is equivalent to 9 Tesla Powerwall units or something close to it.

    They may be ugly, but the emergency prepper in me always wanted one after hearing that story. Before, I always wanted to install powerwalls...but I never considered in an extended event being able to drive my powerwalls somewhere to recharge them.

    • maerF0x0 16 minutes ago
      There are cheaper, more reliable, and easily repaired generators though.
    • kube-system 9 minutes ago
      Ford had EV trucks that could do that before Tesla did.
    • skizm 18 minutes ago
      Can you do this with other normal EVs? I assume they'd have lower capacity, but just getting some power for your fridge, wifi, and chargers might be worth.
      • doctoboggan 3 minutes ago
        Sort of. With my Kia EV9 I can use a V2L adapter to run an extension cord for essential items in my home. I understand in other markets there is a V2H connector so you can connect it to your home mains power but I don’t think it’s available in the US
      • alistairSH 11 minutes ago
        In theory, yes, but they need to have the hardware/firmware to do it. Pretty sure most of the full-size electric trucks do so, but not sure about any of the smaller crossover EVs.

        You also need to have the house setup to run off a generator. You don't want the truck power feeding back into the grid. IIRC, that's usually done with a big switch near the main panel.

      • largbae 11 minutes ago
        No, you can't even do it with most other Teslas. Current models will give you 20A of 120V out from the battery, but most don't have an inverter big enough.

        There is a model of Ford Lightning that has power sharing and now that resale values are way down it just might be a cost effective home battery that you can drive around during non-emergencies....

    • 27183 9 minutes ago
      Generally a propane generator is a wiser, more reliable backup option. Propane doesn't go bad, and in disaster scenarios often the sun isn't shining or your solar panels could be damaged. Solar + battery is a good system when the weather is good and everything is going well, but for a fallback system a propane generator can't be beat.
      • mrj 0 minutes ago
        Yeah, this is where I landed, too. Except propane bottles only get me about 3-4 hours per bottle and it's pricey. It ran my $50 for one day of AC during the last outage.

        I just bought a kit to convert to natural gas though. Most people who've done it are happy to not change bottles all the time. It won't help after an earthquake but the regular PSPS outages I get make natural gas a better fit for the moment.

      • Scene_Cast2 7 minutes ago
        I'm looking into getting a large EV so I can move off of a propane generator. A generator needs service, it will cut power for 5-10 seconds while it starts up (so your PCs and whatnot will power cycle), and it's loud.
    • jonhohle 12 minutes ago
      Many EVs can do the same thing.

      It’s unclear to me how a vehicle battery can be 9-10x the size of a house battery, be used as a house battery, include an highway safe cabin, motors and wheels and only cost 4x what a single home battery costs. Oh, and at least Kia rates their battery warranty based on miles driven, so using it as a home battery does not impact any 10-year capacity guarantees.

      AI tells me they are completely different though, so I must be missing something.

    • TheSockStealer 22 minutes ago
      I think "recycling" cybertrucks in this manner, basically to reuse their batteries, may give them a more practical afterlife then when they were a truck.
      • TheSockStealer 19 minutes ago
        I just checked and prices are going to have to come way down. Who is buying a 2024 Cybertruck for $70k+?
        • annoyingnoob 15 minutes ago
          Try an F150 Lightning with the Extended Battery
      • SoftTalker 17 minutes ago
        Recycling them to make saucepans from the stainless steel would give them a more practical afterlife then when they were a truck.
  • tyoma 31 minutes ago
    Kids really love these things and get very excited to see them on the road.

    They are going to be very valued collectors items in 30 years once the kids of today have enough disposable income to buy whichever are left roadworthy by then.

    • coloneltcb 21 minutes ago
      My experience is the opposite. My kids, and any friends of theirs riding with us, will boo whenever they see them on the road
      • ivanjermakov 4 minutes ago
        Emotions from both ends of a spectrum are positive indicators of future's collection value.
      • dilap 15 minutes ago
        Old enough to be haters, I guess.

        Mostly I've seen younger kids love it. I was at the park and a little girl saw a Cybertruck pull up -- "Look, Dad, it's from the future!"

        I think Cybertruck is probably ultimately a failure, but the amount of hate it gets when they are at least trying to push things outside of the normal makes me sad. The amount of negativity towards anything new that's not perfect is insane.

        • wahnfrieden 9 minutes ago
          Not only was it not perfect, it was a total failure - they are stopping all production
      • TheBlight 16 minutes ago
        Doubt you had anything to do with that
      • PorciiVorbesc 13 minutes ago
        >My kids, and any friends of theirs riding with us, will boo whenever they see them on the road

        Because adults around them groomed them for that. Kids don't just start booing at objects out of the blue, they parrot the learned behavior of the adults around them.

        In which case I'd probably gasp at meeting those "adults" IRL.

      • MOARDONGZPLZ 17 minutes ago
        I’m an ultra lib, despise Elon, hope he faces a jury of peers to answer for all he has done, but this seems like learned behavior. My toddler son thinks they look really good (wife and I think they look atrocious and our anti-Elon bias doesn’t help).
        • burnerRhodov3 0 minutes ago
          >to answer for all he has done

          Create hundreds of thousands of jobs, paid the most tax of anyone in history by a large margin, and provided hope for America? Where would we be without spaceX launches? Still reliant on foreign adversaries to access space?

    • mahboi 7 minutes ago
      I know a teenager who got a Fisker Karma. Maybe he bought the dip.
    • lkramer 14 minutes ago
      Maybe there needs to be a new Back to the Future that uses them instead of a DeLorean:)
    • wahnfrieden 7 minutes ago
      That's because adults taught them that behavior
    • PacificSpecific 13 minutes ago
      Kind of like a delorean
      • tyoma 3 minutes ago
        I think this is exactly it. They are different and unlike anything else on the road.
    • hexagonsun 28 minutes ago
      no way the batteries last that long
      • richwater 23 minutes ago
        I mean the 4680 cells are used in the model Y and the pack assembly isn't that complicated. I don't expect it to be financially ruinous to replace over time.
        • orbital-decay 12 minutes ago
          The software of a smartphone on wheels might be a bit harder to replace.
    • dgacmu 30 minutes ago
      You must have different kids than I do. Mine point at them and observe that they spotted another dumpster.
      • trollbridge 29 minutes ago
        I suspect you influenced them to feel this way.
        • faefox 28 minutes ago
          That's just good parenting. :)
          • seizethecheese 23 minutes ago
            Do you think so? I'm not arguing here, I genuinely don't know.

            My kids are too young for this, but surely there's a tradeoff here. Should you override some of your child's natural wonder because of adult aesthetics (or worse political concerns)? Yes. But how often? I'm not sure the line should be drawn at a truck design. (Although, maybe you're teaching your kid taste, again I'm not sure.)

            • faefox 16 minutes ago
              I was admittedly being a little facetious. It's not surprising to me that kids, especially kids who are at that age where monster trucks, construction equipment, the Batmobile etc. are the coolest things in the world would be drawn to the Cybertruck because it certainly does stand out and look larger than life in a way, like it was ripped from the pages of a comic book. I don't think there's any real harm in that, setting my own feelings about Elon and what he has come to represent aside for a moment. Let them enjoy the weird shiny thing while they're still too young to understand why it sucks. ;)
          • gchamonlive 26 minutes ago
            I wouldn't use disliking Cybertrucks as a proxy for good parenting. You can hate everything a symbol represents and still find the symbol cool, like I think motorcycle clubs are awesome but despise the toxic masculinity stereotype many reproduce.
          • fleroviumna 26 minutes ago
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        • CharlieDigital 24 minutes ago
          I have two girls; never mentioned Elon, Tesla, nor CT to them.

          Both think it looks ugly.

          No need to influence most people, IMO. Vehicles are shaped the way they are because the designs have broad appeal in general (familiarity? proportions? trends?). Most of us would find a normal, well-tailored black suit to be appealing and be baffled by avant garde, high fasion men's clothing.

          Why should anyone be surprised that a completely novel design isn't appealing to most?

          • throwup238 0 minutes ago
            > Vehicles are shaped the way they are because the designs have broad appeal in general (familiarity? proportions? trends?).

            Isn’t it mostly fuel efficiency standards and manufacturability? You’ve got a chassis that’s used for like five different models for five years between refreshes, not a lot of room to innovate without driving up all the costs so only the luxury cars can afford to look different.

        • dgacmu 5 minutes ago
          I suspect you're right. :) I think it's ghastly.

          14yo probably influenced -me- more than the other direction, though. That one has strong opinions.

        • WillowWithAWand 25 minutes ago
          Gonna let you in on a little secret:

          Every parent influences their children. It's called parenting.

      • stephencanon 19 minutes ago
        Yeah. The kids I coach (1st-4th grade) generally call them 'stupidtrucks'.
      • jwineinger 27 minutes ago
        Same. Mine like calling out "cyber-yuck!"
      • kevmo 23 minutes ago
        My toddler saw one and got really excited "Look, Mama, a barn is driving!"
      • soperj 27 minutes ago
        yeah, my kids will call out, look another "Cyberbarf"
    • mingus88 19 minutes ago
      This theory backs up my opinion that every rich person who drives an exotic car is just an eight year old who had a Lamborghini poster on their wall growing up
      • LatencyKills 16 minutes ago
        I own a exotic car for the same reason I own mechanical watches. I love the engineering and craftsmanship. (But yes, I had several Lamborghini posters growing up) ;-)
    • lettergram 7 minutes ago
      I think there's a lot of kids (and parents) being influenced by politics more than pure ascetics.

      The classroom of kids Ive seen (my kids attend 3 different schools), all of them are amazed by them - age ranges: 3, 7, 9 all their classrooms loved them. Same with some of the older kids I've been around. They're all boys, I do imagine it's a very boy-friendly car.

      I personally don't have a cyber truck, not big on it personally, but never put my own opinions into my kids. The kids may not "like it", but they are amazed by it.

      I'm in an area that doesn't really hate Musk, so I think that does have an impact.

      • mahboi 6 minutes ago
        I've never met or known a person IRL who cares about Tesla's ownership. I know people who hate Teslas cause they drive in the carpool lane or because they had bad experiences owning one, that's about it.
    • SCdF 23 minutes ago
      I'm sure they will hold value as Hitler's paintings do
  • RobotToaster 17 minutes ago
    As much as I dislike Musk, it was nice to see someone try something that didn't look identical to every other car/truck on the road.
    • ReptileMan 8 minutes ago
      I am tired of grey painted eggs too. The design language has gone downhill.
  • gnarcoregrizz 8 minutes ago
    The absurdity is the best part of it. Finally it was something new, in a landscape where every car and truck has looked the same for the past 20 years. I'm happy someone designed and built something so crazy and different.

    It probably would have been better had they not been mass produced, and maybe did a very limited quantity run - make it more like a collector item... I suppose thats what it'll be now. I see quite a few on the road, it takes away from the uniqueness.

    • monegator 1 minute ago
      lol, no. I actually saw one at a client's and beside being uglier than what a 5yo would be able to draw, it was also built like shit. I'm talking about going to the hardware store for aluminum panels and bend them, cut with scissors and some soldering job here and there kind of bad.

      thank god these monstruosities were forbidden in europe

  • int32_64 32 minutes ago
    Electric trucks in general seem terrible. You only see Rivians and Cybertrucks in urban settings, the electric F150 was discontinued. Anybody who knows how people that actually need trucks use trucks saw this coming, I never once saw a cybertruck used as a truck.
    • WJW 26 minutes ago
      I always got the impression that the vast majority of the F150s are never used as trucks either. Americans just like really really big cars because fuel is cheap there and none of the cities are old enough that big cars are impractical.
      • SoftTalker 12 minutes ago
        No, the F150 has great sales numbers but this is mostly due to commercial/work use. And commercial buyers need trucks that can tow, haul, be fitted with large toolboxes, booms/cranes, winches, plows, etc. The F150 electric solved none of those problems.
    • yummypaint 21 minutes ago
      Most people driving trucks in the US don't use them as trucks, especially in cities. I think most people willing to take on a $1000/mo truck payment for their personal vehicle in the current economic climate are doing so for social reasons anyway. Whether the electric trucks on offer at the same price can compete on that front is a much more slippery question.

      If we can get some affordable electric trucks in the US, it will be very interesting to see how the more rational segments of the market react once they are no longer priced out.

    • anticorporate 18 minutes ago
      > Anybody who knows how people that actually need trucks use trucks saw this coming

      I'm a current truck driver and very excited to swap out my ICE truck for a Slate next year. I need something that can haul my trash to the dump, grab a load of wood chips for the garden, and bring home the occasional sheet good from the home store.

      I agree with your assessment as it applies to the Cybertruck or F150, but not the idea of an electric truck. Some people buy trucks because they need a light-duty hauling solution; unfortunately, the market seems to only want to sell luxury SUVs that happen to have truck beds.

    • bryanlarsen 16 minutes ago
      Unlike electric cars, the price for a used F-150 lightning is still a substantial fraction of new price. There is still substantial demand.

      Work trucks are a very different market than for passenger vehicles. Their usage is a lot more consistent and known. This means that electric works very well for some work trucks and very poorly for others.

      The other aspect of work trucks is that they're generally purchased by very conservative businesses who don't want to buy the bleeding edge, they want several years of reliability data before committing. The F-150 Lightning was cancelled just as that data was starting to come in.

      Of course, most F-150's are sold as passenger vehicles rather than work trucks. Along with almost all Cybertrucks.

    • maerF0x0 11 minutes ago
      In my observations it appears there are 3 kinds of truck drivers.

      1. People who need to haul stuff in the bed

      2. People who need to tow stuff behind them

      3. People who buy them for some form of self expression.

      Electrics are probably fine for people in 1 & 3. But for 2 I have yet to find one that both tows and gets range.

      • eitally 4 minutes ago
        I would suggest there are 4 kinds:

        1. People who need them for work. 2. People who need to carry bulky loads 3. People who need to tow. 4. People who buy them for some form of self-expression.

        The only real use case for electric trucks, imho, is construction site supervisors who do most around-town driving but may occasionally need to haul stuff. Their towing range is absolutely abysmal (F150 Lightning range dropped to about 90 miles when towing a moderate trailer!).

    • dilap 13 minutes ago
      I definitely see them from time to time here in Austin loaded up with stuff being used as real work trucks. (But mostly not.)
    • crsv 21 minutes ago
      I've only ever heard positive things from every electric truck owner I know and this is coming from a market that's very truck-forward in terms of culture.
    • fooker 26 minutes ago
      I have seen rivians being used as trucks pretty often in small towns.
    • mingus88 22 minutes ago
      Truck brained people are notoriously stubborn. If it isn’t like daddy’s old truck they simply can’t see past it

      I live in the PNW and you see people not using their trucks as trucks every single time you go out on the road. This includes urban areas.

      I’ve owned an F150 and an R1T and for camping, overlanding, snow trips, etc the Rivian is hands down the most capable vehicle I have ever driven. You couldn’t pay me to go back to a Ford

      • snypher 16 minutes ago
        We recently had a guy drive 146 miles out of the cascades, to Oregon City, to get a replacement radiator for a Jeep after a trailside wreck. We don't know how to fix a Rivian when it breaks down, or where to get parts.
    • trollbridge 28 minutes ago
      Given US pricing of $6.50 diesel, the cyber truck with 11,000 lb towing capacity actually makes a lot of sense.

      It just looks too weird.

      • bluGill 22 minutes ago
        People who are towing a lot may like the idea of electric. However they need range, and EVs when towing don't deliver. It is too bad, I'd like a electric truck, but when I tow I'm trying to get someplace and EVs don't deliver.

        It doesn't help that nearly all chargers are arranged such that I'd block important parts of the parking lot for half an hour if I was towing when I needed a charge, then I have a complex back out (where something is behind me that I need to avoid). Most gas stations are designed so my trailer might block a pump from someone else using it but otherwise I'm not in the way.

        • mingus88 13 minutes ago
          The range loss on an EV is comparable to the 5 MPG you are going to get with a 3/4 ton truck towing anything 10k pounds as well

          The only actual difference is time you need to charge. Pull through charging stalls are ubiquitous where I live

          And I just don’t know…how often are people towing loads over 100 miles regularly for this to be a problem? Where I live I see pavement princesses towing the occasional boat or landscapers towing gear and rocks.

          Neither of those is going to max out the range on an EV truck in an average day

      • nozzlegear 23 minutes ago
        The standard F-150 uses gasoline, not diesel. Not that gas isn't expensive right now either.
    • trashb 18 minutes ago
      Indeed that target audience (people that actually need trucks) should be looking at a diesel vw passat from the 00's instead.
    • soperj 27 minutes ago
      I know people with Rivians and F-150 Lightnings and they love them.
    • seizethecheese 21 minutes ago
      Truly terrible for pedestrians. Modern trucks are already death traps with their super high front grills, multiplying the weight compounds the problem.
    • richwater 21 minutes ago
      F150 Lightning was ruined by the dealership network who had 0 interest or financial incentive to sell them. When they did sell them, they added huge markups.

      The quality of the vehicle is actually quite high.

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  • maxdo 7 minutes ago
    politics aside, Cybertuck is/was an engineering breakthrough.

    48 volts, steering wheel, no paint ( better durability), trunk, wipers etc. the car pushed the boundaries. If you compare level of creative thinking of cybertruck vs lets say electric ford, it's not even comparable. I respect that despite one person behind it. I don't care how it looks. It's polarizing. oh well.

    My 11 y.o. relative from abroad asked me to take rl pictures of the truck, after he heard my neighbor bought it.

    • mahboi 1 minute ago
      The lack of paint is the only cool part
  • gnabgib 1 hour ago
    Discussion (194 points, 240 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50391456
  • ribaspatel 28 minutes ago
    The dimensions felt off to me. I had it as a loaner and enjoyed it a bit, especially since it had HW4. But I would never buy one.

    The size is just too impractical. It would never fit in my garage. On top of that, the standby drain was significant. Just sitting idle, it would lose 10 to 20 miles of range.

  • mpalczewski 23 minutes ago
    I liked the styling. Thought about getting one. Got a chance to get in one the other day. and it was so uncomfortable. felt like sitting on a park bench. I thought this was supposed to be not a real pickup. Rather a suburban big old thing with blade runner styling and reviews said lots of comfort. No, just a big old vehicle, that's not even that roomy on the inside (hip room felt like that of my old integra), with the comfort of an 80's pick up. not much of a point to it.
  • firasd 36 minutes ago
    I noticed that the cyberpunk wedge cars that inspired it are 2 seaters… maybe this shape isn't right for much larger cars?

    DeLorean is the real life 80s reference of course, but in cyberpunk revival media like the coupe in Ghost in the Shell 2017, the spinner in Blade Runner 2049—those cars are all much smaller cabins than the cybertruck

    • aidenn0 0 minutes ago
      The first two series of the Lotus Esprit had similar design language as well.
  • linesofcode 18 minutes ago
    That’s unfortunate, I quite enjoyed the brutality of its aesthetic.
    • mahboi 0 minutes ago
      I don't like the design but don't hate it either. There are uglier cars.
    • alt227 12 minutes ago
      A lot of people did and thats a fine opinion to have, but be careful saying that around here you will get roasted for it.
      • adventured 1 minute ago
        There's nothing wrong with an interesting design. It's not a serious market however. The Cybertruck was a pet project forced onto the market by an out of control CEO (there's a large disconnect between Musk and the consequences of his actions). Tesla requires very high volume selling vehicles to prop up its comical market cap. The entire company is resting on one car model. They desperately need another highly successful model, the Cybertruck could never be that.

        Frankly Tesla is dumb lucky the Europeans and Japanese have botched the EV market so badly overall. Tesla shouldn't even exist at this point with how trivial their lineup is.

  • tamimio 1 minute ago
    Open source it entirely from parts to software, and let whoever wants to maintain it themselves to keep it.
  • voxadam 1 hour ago
    • Dwedit 30 minutes ago
      Disabling Javacsript lets you read the article already. There's no need to visit archive.today, where you participate in executing DDOS attacks against anyone who criticizes the site's creator.
  • _fat_santa 15 minutes ago
    I have very mixed feelings about the Cybertruck. Personally I absolutely hate it, it's just not my cup of tea and I would never in a million years buy one. However as a general lover of cars, I have to appreciate just how striking the design is and how it was a complete departure from pretty much any other car on the road.

    There's nothing quite like the Cybertruck and I don't think there ever will be again.

  • Kapura 37 minutes ago
    Truly the peak of 2020s antisocial car design. The car looks designed to plow through other vehicles, barriers, and pedestrians without slowing down to count the bodies. "Bulletproof bodypanels" is only a selling point on a mass production car if you routinely piss people off enough to make them grab iron. Folks who need pickup trucks for the utility they provide have stuck with trucks that are actually fit for purpose. It was a way to signal to the world that you had extremely poor judgement and low standards.
    • trollbridge 26 minutes ago
      In the real world it has fsd + non-fsd capabilities to immediately stop before hitting a pedestrian.

      The steel chassis provides rigidity instead of a traditional frame. They ended up having to be flat, not curved, to meet the design goal.

      I guess we all just want something that “looks like a pickup”, is heavy, and guzzles $7 a gallon diesel fuel

      • Kapura 22 minutes ago
        modern cars are literally designed to deform on impact to keep the passengers safe. they're called "crumple zones" and they exist to dissipate kinetic energy to keep everybody involved safer. adding "more rigidity" isn't serving any meaningful purpose.
      • mingus88 8 minutes ago
        > I guess we all just want something that “looks like a pickup”, is heavy, and guzzles $7 a gallon diesel fuel

        No actually the lightning and the R1T are pretty well loved by the people who took a chance on them

  • schiffern 48 minutes ago

      >blaming the problem on the wrong type of glue, a new adhesive “not prone to environmental embrittlement.”
    
    That quote was about the new glue, not the old glue?

      >some RWD Cybertruck owners merrily driving along could be disconcertingly overtaken by their own wheels.
    
    If they read their own link, that never happened?

    Who's doing the proofreading at Wired now? Is it all just AI?

    • CharlieDigital 37 minutes ago

          > If they read their own link, that never happened?
      
      https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/tesla-recalls-cybertru...

          > The issue stems from the brake rotors, and the report says more severe road conditions "may strain" the stud holes in the wheel rotor, causing cracks to form. If the cracks persist and worsen, it may result in the wheel detaching entirely.
      
      https://autos.yahoo.com/ev-and-future-tech/articles/tesla-cy...

          > In a recent off-road escapade at the King of the Hammers event in Johnson Valley, California, a Tesla Cybertruck experienced a mechanical failure resulting in one of its wheels snapping off. The incident, captured over the weekend, has raised eyebrows about the durability of Tesla's much-touted electric truck.
      
      I can't remember the specific video, but I recall seeing someone breakdown some of the poor materials/engineering choices for "truck" use cases and of the mass of the CT.

      Found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_scBKKHi7WQ

      • schiffern 20 minutes ago

          >off-road incident
        
        So, big nothingburger.

        Obviously the NHTSA ('Highway' is right in the name) doesn't care if you boulder-crawl and break your car. That's easy to do, in any car!

        Boulder crawling typically involves heavily modified vehicles for a reason.

        • CharlieDigital 18 minutes ago
          Read the recall link:

              > If the cracks persist and worsen, it may result in the wheel detaching entirely.
              > 
              > ...engineers determined that continued use under strain could eventually lead to separation of the wheel stud from the hub.
          
          Watch the YT video.

          Telsa made bad engineering choices on this vehicle. There's no point defending it.

          Is it because your world view fractures with a fallible Musk?

    • gyanchawdhary 36 minutes ago
      whatever this author writes should to be taken with a grain of salt ... i mean, he's paying his mortage and putting his kids thru school by professionally critiquing everything Elon does .. at leaat based on his wirted article history .. https://www.wired.com/story/how-tesla-made-its-new-230-mph-c... ..
      • dgacmu 10 minutes ago
        That article seems to be fairly flattering of the technical tricks tesla used to make the demo roadster flip? Your claim about "paying his mortgage ... critiquing everything Elon does" is certainly not backed up by this citation. Dude clearly doesn't like the cybertruck, but to a first approximation, that pretty much describes everyone.

        As someone who described himself in an earlier post as a "Big Elon fan boy", perhaps the source of bias here lies in a location other than the author of the WIRED article.

  • hbarka 18 minutes ago
    I still remember the marketing for the Cybertruck. Tesla teased a neo-noir silhouette image of partial angle the truck which had everyone guessing which part it belonged to. Childhood fantasies about Blade Runner designs were conjured in people’s imaginations. People were truly generous with the design expectations. Finally, I went to the unveiling and when it rolled out I thought this must be a gag and the real Blade Runner would follow any second now, only to realize that this ugly thing was it. Then the boss had the designer throw a ball through the window. Twice.

    (Edit: the actual knows-better designer had the assistant designer throw a ball through the window.)

  • jrauser 17 minutes ago
    I'm convinced that Elon made it just because he thought it would be funny. "Let's make a truck that looks like it came out of a 90s low-polygon video game! That'll be hilarious!" He never cared for one moment if it was actually a good product.

    The poor people that bought them were the butt of his joke.

    • paularmstrong 15 minutes ago
      No, he legitimately thought it was edgy and cool. He has the taste and desires of a 10 year old.
      • SoftTalker 6 minutes ago
        The first Tesla was based on a Lotus Elise. It was stunningly good looking. It changed people's minds that an electric car had to look like a glorified golf cart.

        Later cars from Tesla looked more generic but still like looked like regular cars.

        The cybertruck seems like a throwback to the old electric cars that looked like something out of nerd's sketchbook.

      • win311fwg 13 minutes ago
        Compared to other pickups on the road, he's not wrong. It wasn't a good design, but the competition isn't very fierce.
        • mingus88 6 minutes ago
          The competition isn’t very fierce but he sure did squander his advantage in the EV segment to get beaten to market by a company that had never shipped an EV before

          Rivian selling the first EV pickup truck even after Elon’s announcement of the cybertruck is pretty embarrassing

  • Quitschquat 6 minutes ago
    Money better spent on your roadster reservations.
  • 1970-01-01 44 minutes ago
    Unloved and unwanted is outright false. Go to cybertruckownersclub.com for a more balanced take. Somehow Wired managed to completely miss the best U-word description of it: Ugly.
    • InsidiousWombat 40 minutes ago
      Just because someone likes a given piece of trash doesn't make it not a piece of trash
      • 1970-01-01 37 minutes ago
        That's not how the ancient idiom goes..
      • bigstrat2003 14 minutes ago
        But it does mean that the thing isn't "unloved and unwanted".
      • alt227 10 minutes ago
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      • method_capital 31 minutes ago
        We need this person to tell us all what we should like!

        I notice this internet world we live in, networked behind screens, really demonstrates the average person's drift to totalitarianism. It's frightening to me.

      • hbn 21 minutes ago
        Just cause an internet blogger thinks something is trash doesn't make it trash.
    • trollbridge 25 minutes ago
      I test drove one, liked it, had no intention to buy but asked what it would take to get one.

      The answer was wait a long time since they’re sold out. Obviously someone wants them.

      • kstrauser 6 minutes ago
        The article says they sold about 12,000 in the first 3 quarters of this years. That’s about 1 per 30,000 Americans.

        With numbers that small, any vagary of demand can lead to lots full of unsold vehicles or waiting lists.

      • paularmstrong 14 minutes ago
        But they didn't sell out. There were storage lots in Florida full of them. Were they falsely claiming demand and hiding away their stock?
    • Kapura 42 minutes ago
      >go to a forum for the owners club for a more balanced take

      hilarious sentiment

      • hbn 10 minutes ago
        ...yeah? You should get an opinion from people who use the product, not people who dislike the company's CEO for political reasons and their dislike of it was a foregone conclusion.
      • 1970-01-01 38 minutes ago
        Go look before you have a knee jerk reaction.
      • howunfortunate 37 minutes ago
        I mean owners are often quite regretful?

        It's certainly more balanced than a forum of non-owners who's only knowledge about the issue is that they hate Elon with an undying passion.

    • jjuel 28 minutes ago
      "There are dozens of us...DOZENS!"
  • faefox 31 minutes ago
    Truly one of the most baffling stories in recent automotive history. All they had to do was make a normal pickup truck with Tesla tech. Hell, go ahead and use it as the testbed for 48V, steer-by-wire and whatever else if you want to - but the amount of time and money wasted to make what was in the end an absolute monstrosity that failed to deliver on any of its price, performance and range promises strains credulity. Cybertruck is the most visible inflection point marking Elon's descent into madness.
  • kstrauser 51 minutes ago
    No Wired love for the Incel Camino? The Deplorean?
  • hypfer 24 minutes ago
    I wonder if we will see less aggressive and generally hostile car designs in the future, now that public sentiment towards the tech oligarchs seems to have shifted.

    Renault is designing cute things again, so that's a good development. So is Citroen, apparently?

    So that's a good development

  • cush 49 minutes ago
    Elon truly was inspired by Delorean
    • Zigurd 44 minutes ago
      That's disrespectful to a guy who made a nicer car and had a less destructive drug habit.
      • dylan604 24 minutes ago
        In what way? That's a strained way to poke fun at someone just because.
      • jjuel 27 minutes ago
        "That's gold, Jerry. Gold."
    • ramesh31 31 minutes ago
      >"Elon truly was inspired by Delorean"

      He wishes. Delorean is a modern classic, regardless of commercial success. Cybertruck will go down like the H1/H2; something entirely emblematic of the worst excesses in the time it was conceived and marketed in, that later generations will go "did they really think that was cool?".

      • linksnapzz 10 minutes ago
        A modern classic, thanks to Bob Zemeckis; without whom it would've been right up there with the Bricklin SV-1.

        Setting aside JohnZ's personal failings, the car and its production was a catastrophe.

  • x3haloed 20 minutes ago
    I had a pre-order. The reason I canceled was because the delivered product had a lot less range and was much more expensive than previously announced.

    There were other things that contributed to the decision, too: the announced "stressed skin" exoskeleton was panned in favor of adhering the body panels to the body with glue, it became clear that Tesla's profit and valuation were funding Elon's right-wing political project, and I would have preferred a solid-axle design.

    The absurdity was not what was wrong with it. It's OK to be absurd. I really liked the stainless steel design. Less trail damage when off-roading and no need to worry about paint scratches causing body rust. The door wedge design? Meh. But it enabled the stainless steel body.

    In the end, I want what the Cybertruck failed to deliver: a full-size electric pickup at a good price with excellent range. I currently have my eyes on the RAM REV. We'll see if that one gets axed, too.

  • adventured 8 minutes ago
    All the clown show at Tesla had to do is clone the F-150. This was one of the easiest product failures to predict in recent memory. Musk can't help himself. Tesla continues to desperately need a Shotwell at the helm.

    At present all Tesla has propping it up is bubble dust and one car model (one increasingly dated car model). Somehow after 14-15 years (Model S released in Summer 2012) these people still can't release a real SUV of any sort. The model Y is a grotesque joke of a fake SUV, a mutilated model 3 that doesn't really look like an SUV in any regard. The model Y is an SUV like the Cybertruck is a truck. They might as well have unlimited money to do it, and they can't do it. Same reason they couldn't release the roadster even after all this time. It's a fundamentally broken company because Musk won't get out of the way. Whatever Musk is good at it, it's not running a large scale automotive company.

  • nazgulsenpai 41 minutes ago
    I have very little interest in electric vehicles, Tesla, Elon Musk, etc. But I still think the Cybertruck, at least the design, looks awesome. It looked like something you'd see in the "Another World" or "Out of this World" intro cinematic.
    • bredren 16 minutes ago
      I also think the design is rad.

      Doesn’t the new ~flying car have similar design vibes?

    • mrob 39 minutes ago
      Agreed. I see it as the successor to the angular style of the Lamborghini Countach, which far more people are willing to admit looks cool.
      • whynotmaybe 35 minutes ago
        Both look extremely cool to me but Elon's behaviour is the only reason I'll never buy a tesla. Even though the cybertruck looks awesome but it's impossible for me to be seen in this. I wouldn't be surprised if they'd used a cybertruck in a BTTF remake
        • trollbridge 24 minutes ago
          Do you have the same concerns about the executives at Ford, Honda, etc?

          I just find the moral grandstanding a bit off. The vehicle industry isn’t exactly a paragon of executive virtue

          • whynotmaybe 0 minutes ago
            I haven't seen any other executive do a Nazi salute and some people won't buy a car based on the country of origin so I don't see why I can't dislike a brand because of its leader behaviour.

            I don't know what the others think so I can't judge on that, but I can judge based of what Elon says and does.

            And aside, Elon's been lying for years about everything and promising stuff Tesla can't deliver.

            IMHO, there's a strong parallel between the Elisabeth Holmes/Theranos situation and Elon/Tesla.

          • kstrauser 2 minutes ago
            I don’t recall seeing Ford spend $400M trying to influence the US elections. People have strong feelings about Elon, and only Elon, doing that.
      • toyg 26 minutes ago
        The cultural element is the difference. It's a suburban vehicle who wants to pretend it's a truck, exactly like the pompous suburbanite assholes who want to pretend they are rugged alpha types just because they drive a truck they don't really need: both would fall apart in a minute when faced with real problems.

        The Countach was just the usual Lamborghini luxury scam, and I say that as someone who grew up a few km from the factory. Nobody cared if it was kinda crap inside, because it existed just to look like a cool car. A truck is supposed to, y'know, be a truck.

      • giantrobot 29 minutes ago
        Having seen both in person, a Countach actually looks cool. The Cybertruck looks like a shitty unused model from a PS1 game.

        Just because something is "angular" doesn't mean it's in any way comparable to a Cybertruck.

    • laughing_man 37 minutes ago
      For an "unwanted" truck, I sure see a lot of them on the road.
    • swaptr 39 minutes ago
      As with most marketing gimmicks, they have little to no value outside of their insane marketing.
      • trollbridge 23 minutes ago
        Used resale value is around $80,000.
    • tombert 20 minutes ago
      I kept thinking the design was going to grow on me as I saw more of them on the road, but nope. I still think it looks unbelievably ugly. I do not think it looks like something that you'd see in Another World, it looks more like something I would have designed when I was fourteen playing with Lightwave.
    • iAMkenough 37 minutes ago
      Personally, I think it looks like a silver dumpster.

      To those that downvoted, I’m sorry my opinion offended you.

      • linksnapzz 0 minutes ago
        There's someone near me who has one with a white wrap over it. I see it parked, and I thought:

        "If Kenmore had the wherewithal to manufacture 4wd electric chest freezers...that's what they'd look like."

        ...but I'm not offended by it. I think that sort of whimsical craziness is all too often missing from modern durable goods, so I'm glad it got built.

        I'm even happier that its existence upset mincing, peevish little eurotwee Conde-Nasty scribblequeefs like this Wired author. If it'd guarantee him leaping off of a tall pier, I'd pay MSRP for a Cybertruck.

      • Zigurd 22 minutes ago
        A fugitive ice machine that escaped from Motel 6